His Position is Just Fine!

President Obama is not in danger of being offed for his political stance.

It would be a jealous husband tired of his wife's sudden need to be viewing every press conference and television lecture, hoping for a Wardrobe Malfunction.

Humanling Allows Niceities to get the best of her

Scene: Me driving us down the main strip in our miniscule town.

Weather: Very hot

Characters: Me as the driver, Humanling as herself and a shirtless man walking on the sidewalk facing us.

Humanling [pointing with all her might outside the car window at the shirtless man] - EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Curtain closes as Me gasps in horror at the apparent wonderful job I've done in so far omitting etiquette in her 9 years.

Study question: But was he a MySpacer?