His Position is Just Fine!

President Obama is not in danger of being offed for his political stance.

It would be a jealous husband tired of his wife's sudden need to be viewing every press conference and television lecture, hoping for a Wardrobe Malfunction.

President of the United States Arf America

Why doesn't a dog just run for President? I don't know about you, but I can definitely see here where the balance in power seems to tip.

Or. The dog is merely on a leash in order to keep the owner from having to play Marco Polo with clean up duty (really hard not to make the Doodie pun here).