Humanling: What kind of ice cream do we have?
Me: Vanilla
{cat is clawing and scratching the hell out of chair at this time}
HL: What other kind do we have?
Me: Azrael. We have Azrael flavored ice cream because I am going to kill her.
*Dear PETA and animal rights activists - Yep, me too. Kidding. We're clear?
2 comments:
I don't even care how wide open that mouth is, I would love to pick that kitty kitty kitty up and just mush my face all throughout that fuzzy fuzz.
Meanwhile the thought of the cat saying that caption CRACKS my stuff UP.
Doooode - that looks just like my cat. And she is exactly why we Can't Have Nice Things. I have threatened to make stew out of her for years, but it'd go to waste since I'm a veg. She would very much appreciate the mushing sesh btw. Except be prepared to have a mountain man thing happening after that - she's shedding her gray hairs all over the place now!
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