Ok, my Opinions session is over.
Wait, one more.
Dear Usher,
Nothing says 'Neutered' more than a dumb ass song about doing some girl in a club with the whole 'making love' tag on it. I don't know what Boardroom posse Ok'd this sorry attempt at Rawness. Hideous and harmless. On top of it, the whole trying to be melodic about taking this chick outside and giving it to her 'and I don't care who's Watchin'...Watchin'..........Watchin.....' was the last straw to drop your rice sac to the floor uselessly.
And to think that someone bought me an Usher poster for my 35th birthday. If I still had it I'd put a bouquet of daisies in front of where the carcass to his manhood used to be. Can someone say large skin tag?
Sorry Usher. I'm not hating but someone has to be a man about it.
..... okay. Done. .....
2 comments:
You know, I like that "I Kissed A Girl" song! I love to sing it!!
Speaking of skin tags, I only learned that's what my little appendage is called on the lower quadrant on my left rear flank two months ago. I'm yet to have that educating doctor remove it for me.
And Usher, yeah. All the latest that I've heard from him recently have reeked. He's been neutered by his wife and her children.
But but but....dear Alan....no one will buy you a drink if YOU kissed a girl!! Ok, admitting, 'it's good a good beat'. (In Squidward tones) There I said it.
I've been around a skin tag or two. They're mysterious.
Thank you and amen! It's not just my ears knowing all that about the neutralizing of Usher's masculine powers!
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