! Pffffffff !

People, I have to debunk a theory right now. The whole Bad Mood thing in females. Usually the first thing people (highly ignorant strands) will say is "Must be that time of month....". Well guess what. It ain't that time. So what gives. My work day thus far is consisting of one major theme - "What the F*ck is THIS now?"

My copy and paste function, which is essential for getting today's stuff done today and not when Star Wars 10 comes out, has foreclosed and moved on.

I have the radio on and although I'm really happy for the gal who likes licking other feminine lips to obtain that cherry chapstick flavor, I'm done hearing about it. Yes honey, many of us have done this. It's called Free Drinks. Whoo hoo!

Ok, my Opinions session is over.

Wait, one more.

Dear Usher,

Nothing says 'Neutered' more than a dumb ass song about doing some girl in a club with the whole 'making love' tag on it. I don't know what Boardroom posse Ok'd this sorry attempt at Rawness. Hideous and harmless. On top of it, the whole trying to be melodic about taking this chick outside and giving it to her 'and I don't care who's Watchin'...Watchin'..........Watchin.....' was the last straw to drop your rice sac to the floor uselessly.

And to think that someone bought me an Usher poster for my 35th birthday. If I still had it I'd put a bouquet of daisies in front of where the carcass to his manhood used to be. Can someone say large skin tag?

Sorry Usher. I'm not hating but someone has to be a man about it.

..... okay. Done. .....