Your Profile Is Embarrassing

Ever check out your friend requests and accept them from the opposite sex thinking, What's the harm? Why not? I do because I am naive. On these hook up/networking sites, I am extra diligent to put "here for friends" only. On Match.com (my profile is currently hidden...I'm not vain but I couldn't keep up with it right now with the moving and weaving myself a new and unmarried path), a person might be trusting and gracious enough to give me their Myspace page. If you're going to give me access to that kind of information, be prepared for the relationship to stay on the side of Sibling-ish.

If I go to a page and the background is slathered in women's juicy butts, or your mood is "Horny" (equipped with devlish icon to make it a cartoon hormone and nothing sacred), guaranteed, I am done pursuing anything other than "Sup".

Oh I have a sense of humour and a great appreciation of the opposite (and even the same) sex, but if you are ever travelling to 1982, don't forget to check out the time tested philosophy hullabooed by Bananarama and Fun Boy Three, "It's not what you do its the way that you do it".

I stopped logging in to Myspace as much. At times there would be a friend request from a random ripped set of abs with a cell phone and no face. If I accept, I get "U R Hot" or "Do you date young guys?" Hell yeah Eight Pack - not only do I Date them, I MARRY them and then divorce them! Bring it on!

Kidding, kidding...that was not an invite. Or was it? Hold on...nevermind. My Eight Ball clarified that it is indeed, a joke. I think I heard some computer abandonment on that last paragraph!

I will admit to checking out the profiles of a couple of my exes, who were maybe sort of trying to Redate me. I made sounds when viewing their pages. If I am making noises, its probably not a good thing. One of them should have changed their background to a giant banner that says "I AM TRYING TOO HARD". If you are trying to *seriously* look into me, and your Mood is *Flirty*, yet I am not on your Friends list, don't question why it ain't happening. {Ella steps in...."It was greaaaaaat fun, but it was juuuuuust one of thoooooose things..."}