Should I be worried that I couldn't stop laughing about your comment? I think I'm going to frame that one. No one is immune to the power and fertile creative grounds of the Fart.
Are you kidding me? I'm a gifted fart virtuoso. I was born to flatulate. Plus, I've always wanted to be a rock star. This is my perfect storm! Quit the band - if it wasn't Humanling's gig, I'd demand to be the frontman. Instead I'm going to be the moody guy off to the side, probably with hair in my eyes or a really high-character hat. Farting my heart out for the fans.
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I'd personally go with THE Million Farts, but that's just me. I like to stand out.
I don't think you really need a logo with a band name like The Million Farts. Or the Million Fart Orchestra. Or Farts-a-million.
Can I play rhythm farts? I like beans . . .
Should I be worried that I couldn't stop laughing about your comment? I think I'm going to frame that one. No one is immune to the power and fertile creative grounds of the Fart.
It's funny because it's true.
:)
Maybe a little worried. Not institutionalized worried, but maybe a slightly furrowed row the next time you look in the mirror. Slightly.
I'm rehearsing today. Just saying.
You Effing Slay Me. (That'll be the first song...stay in key.)
I used to poo the world,
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Fart the bed I used to own...
A crooner in our midst.
I just ripped a chair-melting solo.
The ballad will be called Cabbage.
omg gross
I think that made me laugh the hardest. Did you just quit the band???
Are you kidding me? I'm a gifted fart virtuoso. I was born to flatulate. Plus, I've always wanted to be a rock star. This is my perfect storm! Quit the band - if it wasn't Humanling's gig, I'd demand to be the frontman. Instead I'm going to be the moody guy off to the side, probably with hair in my eyes or a really high-character hat. Farting my heart out for the fans.
Cabbage.
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