I saw this on Mama Monster's blog and it was simply too tasty looking to ignore. You Google *'your name' needs* and 'fess up the results.
A guitarist..... - I've had a few of those. Rather narcissistic and double-bladedly self loving/loathing. Two treats in one. No thank you, I'm all set with that.
a headcount before Thursday of this week so sign up quick! - and by "head" I mean the guy from Korn. So I guess that's just two. Him and Jesus.
a miracle - That's why I needed the RSVP for Thursday.
A tripod - for all those crazy angled money shots. I really don't want to go back to white bread.
A reality check - Ok, but only if it involves a cartoon landscape. And a Reality Bank to put my check in.
to fly - Road Rage be only viewable from my clear air path!
to get over herself - That would leave you guys without my blog! Hey! I don't think I like that idea. Bad idea Google # 7!
Money.. - I'm getting the tripod, remember?
a big glass jar to grow her own "brain in the vat" - Where can I legally obtain a brain seed?
a history lesson -No! That's Cavey. He keeps changing :doot:'s ethnicity from Puerto Rican to Indian to Amazonian Jungle.
the following info for your demand to count - Yes. Please tell us all why as an American during a presidental voting year, your pick won't conveniently morph into a Chad.
Dawn and homeboy need to make it discreet - Any more discreet than that and even I wouldn't have known it was happening.
to go to the local media and give them All the facts - Don't worry Organic, you won't be implicated. You know too much.
to show she is serious about staying clean. - Just because I don't use anti-bacterial soap, doesn't mean that I won't boil myself in a pot on the stove like I've seen Bugs Bunny do. Hand me that carrot.
to develop more speed and endurance - Oh too late for that. I already experienced and married two of the worst possible choices on this planet. The running is done - I think I'm safe now.
needs to meet up with Phil Bellamy's pregnant widow Gina. - Because there is nothing that induces more awkwardness around strangers than being introduced with the word Widow before your name.
to come back to texas for awhile. - and *deal* with the owner of "Chad".
to call her dad to pick them up - AND take them to McDonalds. It doesn't matter how old I get - a dad has to own up to certain jobs.
a plan to help her live beyond her injuries - It's called divorce and that legal party is a constellation in this month's sky.
to do her own thing she really has a beautiful voice and has nice music solo - am I that good solo? How will I break the news to :doot:?
And Bonus #21 -
And in five years time Dawn needs to remember yesterday and the name Jane Lighting. - Meet you all back here August 7th, 2013 when Madonna is orbiting Mars while dating a son of one of the Jonas Brothers aboard the Jane Lighting.
A guitarist..... - I've had a few of those. Rather narcissistic and double-bladedly self loving/loathing. Two treats in one. No thank you, I'm all set with that.
a headcount before Thursday of this week so sign up quick! - and by "head" I mean the guy from Korn. So I guess that's just two. Him and Jesus.
a miracle - That's why I needed the RSVP for Thursday.
A tripod - for all those crazy angled money shots. I really don't want to go back to white bread.
A reality check - Ok, but only if it involves a cartoon landscape. And a Reality Bank to put my check in.
to fly - Road Rage be only viewable from my clear air path!
to get over herself - That would leave you guys without my blog! Hey! I don't think I like that idea. Bad idea Google # 7!
Money.. - I'm getting the tripod, remember?
a big glass jar to grow her own "brain in the vat" - Where can I legally obtain a brain seed?
a history lesson -No! That's Cavey. He keeps changing :doot:'s ethnicity from Puerto Rican to Indian to Amazonian Jungle.
the following info for your demand to count - Yes. Please tell us all why as an American during a presidental voting year, your pick won't conveniently morph into a Chad.
Dawn and homeboy need to make it discreet - Any more discreet than that and even I wouldn't have known it was happening.
to go to the local media and give them All the facts - Don't worry Organic, you won't be implicated. You know too much.
to show she is serious about staying clean. - Just because I don't use anti-bacterial soap, doesn't mean that I won't boil myself in a pot on the stove like I've seen Bugs Bunny do. Hand me that carrot.
to develop more speed and endurance - Oh too late for that. I already experienced and married two of the worst possible choices on this planet. The running is done - I think I'm safe now.
needs to meet up with Phil Bellamy's pregnant widow Gina. - Because there is nothing that induces more awkwardness around strangers than being introduced with the word Widow before your name.
to come back to texas for awhile. - and *deal* with the owner of "Chad".
to call her dad to pick them up - AND take them to McDonalds. It doesn't matter how old I get - a dad has to own up to certain jobs.
a plan to help her live beyond her injuries - It's called divorce and that legal party is a constellation in this month's sky.
to do her own thing she really has a beautiful voice and has nice music solo - am I that good solo? How will I break the news to :doot:?
And Bonus #21 -
And in five years time Dawn needs to remember yesterday and the name Jane Lighting. - Meet you all back here August 7th, 2013 when Madonna is orbiting Mars while dating a son of one of the Jonas Brothers aboard the Jane Lighting.
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Shades (my mental nickname for you) - I'm making my blog private, and I'd like to invite you, but I need your email address. ned.hodgson@gmail.com
I was going to tell you that Ned needs your email address, but ... heh.
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