While I love most Christmas music, with the exception of dreary Christmas songs like that Red Shoes one or things that involve not being happy because a person is missing for whatever reason, there is one song that should be a movie trailer.
The Trans-Siberian Orchestra wins the prize for Best Movie Trailer with their Carol of the Bells.
Here is what you would see in this trailer:
*A mosh pit with santa hats tucked into the back pockets of shirtless anarchists
*Shia LeBeouf turning around and gaping at something he sees (that we don't see) that is much higher up than he is
*A flash of power streaking out of Dumbledore's wand
*Elephants charging
*A butterfly's wings slowly pulsing before it takes off
*A sweaty scantily clad woman with a gun exclaiming her war cry (that you can't hear because you are only hearing this music)
*A dude running (and being somewhat slowed down by), holding hands with a female he is trying to save. They are both filthy. And hot.
*A high speed chase through the Lincoln Tunnel. On top of other cars. Upside down.
*A fireplace that you can only see through the extreme close up of two tongues desperately searching for a lost altoid in the opposite mouth
*Russell Crowe, in a period film, slamming a clear scotch glass down so that the alcohol jumps up.
*handcuffs clicking shut
*a snowball hitting someone square in the face
*someone being impaled on a cactus
*Brad Pitt smiling (somehow it would fit)
*a hooded man dropping a locket down a well
*And throughout the entire trailer, a flash of a framed photograph falling until the finish, where it smashes
