Why the eff wasn't I aware in advance of his Costco venture? I would have totally made myself available for this and would gladly have been part of a run and launch shopping cart push in the parking lot. Nothing could make my holiday more grand than to get a quirky, come hither sassifrass toothy grin from Joe. Except to watch him tittering through a debate like he has so been on the secret forever while his opponent couldn't be greener than a sprig.
I worry about myself. I hit the link to those photos as if I was a teenage boy with the newest hidden shower cam photos of Katy Perry. Not for the same reasons but probably the same speed.
Would you all like to gander in wonder at the handsomeness of an old dude with me? No really, I can't get over how handsome he is - 70 is the new 30.
