Regis just notified me of a new news item last week.
Coffee makes women's breasts shrink.
It must take time lapse to figure that one out. I'm going on almost 20 years of la vida java and still have to wear a bra. So I guess I'm going to file that one under Worry About It If I Live To be 300.
One note for you metro gents ~ The Bro may come into fashion yet, as the opposite is showing to be true. Men who drink more coffee are stealing our shrinkage.
