*Go on amusement park rides. Nope. I've been asked before and I gave in a couple of times only to scream my hatred for the other person during and after the ride. Also calling on the "I will Never do that again" speech.
*Skydive. I am simply not interested. And scared that I'll pass out or have a heart attack before I can pull the chute cord. Or crap myself and have it kill someone on the ground at high velocity speed.
*Eat brains or any other "delicacy". I haven't eaten meat in 20 years so this kills any factory floor leftovers.
*Watch the Exorcist ever again. I'm still not past it. And hate that I wake up often around 3am and can clearly call up a scene that I've been trying to bury deep in the China of my soul since 1979.
*Accompany someone on a hunting trip. (If confused, see vegetarian hobby above).
*Pilot a plane. I have to face that I probably will be on another plane at some point in my life. Amongst other reasons why not, my attention span sucks.
*Willfully stand under one of those dripping pipes in the subway. Shiver. Although I saw it happen to my oldest daughter once. I actually saw a psychological scar form before my eyes. It was one of the funniest things that I ever saw.
*Stick my tongue to a school flagpole. Or anything in a school. That's like kissing hundreds of germy children.
*Allow my face to stay directly in front of one of the animal's faces while I'm sleeping. No other time will they sneeze than now.
*Ever again give up my holiday specials for one of the millions of sports out there....whether it be pro, college, hypothetical or claymation.
*"Enjoy" a heaping bowl of gorgonzola cheese
*Sit through Pink Floyd's "The Wall".
*Sit through Pink Floyd's "The Wall".
While I'm sure there are many other things I absolutely would not do, I think this will be a fine list to start.
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